High Five

A quick look around the interweb while hoping that the Bulls can get within 15 tonight

1. The Royals are trying to bankrupt Panera. [The Fanhouse]
2. Let's just install televisions in our skulls so that we'll never have to miss a minute. [Deadspin]
3. You gotta defend that double penetration. [Awful Announcing]
4. Hey, when you spend so much time with a guy, things happen. [Random Thoughts]
5. Keith Olbermann did what to Rebecca Lobo? [The Big Lead]