High Five

A quick jog around the interweb while sticking pins into a Roger Clemens doll

1. Wish I had seen the Mayweather/De La Hoya fight. Here's a couple rounds, at least. [Deadspin]
2. The first hockey fan to make sense to me in a long time. For God's sake, he just wants Joe Sakic to score! [youtube.com]
3. Is a Lady Cop gonna have to choke a bitch? [The Dugout]
4. It's weird how bad I feel about Tracy McGrady. I hardly know him as a player but got emotionally invested in his post-season quest. FD writes a lovely, bittersweet piece about him. [Free Darko]
5. And I thought Roger Clemens pissed me off... [Babes Love Baseball]