And the Leonard Pinth-Garnell Award Goes to... Roger Clemens

Hey, Roger, remember when you were "eighty percent sure" you weren't playing this season?

I knew you full of it then, and you didn't let me down.

During today's Yankees game against the Seattle Mariners, Roger Clemens announced he's coming back to the Yankees. Well, it was more like a pronoucement. All that was missing were court jesters, trumpets, Nubian slaves and a jousting contest.

In a move that would have William Shatner rolling his eyes,

At the end of the seventh-inning stretch, Yankees public address announcer Bob Sheppard told fans to turn their attention to the box, where Clemens was standing with a microphone. As the video scoreboard in right-center televised Clemens, the seven-time Cy Young Award winner made the announcement himself.

God, I hope he throws one pitch and dislocates his shoulder.