Today At The Fanhouse

I see you there. Thinking to yourself, "Golly, I just can't get enough Fornelli here at Foul Balls. I wish he wrote a kabillion posts a day. I would read them all while surrounded by candles, and as I was sacrificing small farm animals to the God that is Fornelli."

Yes, I see you there, and that's bad news for you cuz that restraining order says you can't be within 500 feet of me. No. Don't bother running, the cops are already on their way here anyway and it's going to be hard for a naked man carrying a laptop and 10 candles to remain inconspicuous. While you're in your holding cell though, you might as well enjoy these.

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• Ichiro Wants To Honor Jackie Robinson Privately
• Dotel Will Be Out Even Longer
• Jake Westbrook Is Rich