Today At The Fanhouse

I can think of absolutely nothing funny or intelligent to write here. Why? Cuz I used all my brainpowers up over at the Fanhouse, so you should go there and read it all right the hell now. If you don't, the terrorists win. Be Jack Bauer.

• Harden Dominates The Mariners
• Yuniesky Betancourt Has Come A Long Way
• On Deck:It's Matsuzaka Time
• Chairman Mauer's Strike Zone Keeps Getting Bigger
• Royals Place Dotel On DL