High Five

A quick look around the interweb while calling my female physician for a checkup

1. They just do things differently down in Texas. [Deadspin]
2. Bill Simmons has a posse, and they're watching you. [SportsCentral]
3. Who the hell are the Chicago Sky? [With Leather]
4. If you want to succeed in the NFL, you need Will Ferrell. [Ballhype]
5. Curt Schilling is not a big fan of the media. [38 Pitches]