High Five

A quick look around the interweb while having to pay for my Big Mac

1. God help us all. The Nappy-Headed Ho's Ladies have taken over at Kissing Suzy Kolber! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
2. The Knicks should concentrate harder on not sucking rather than trying to fight everybody. [3 Man Lift]
3. This is why I use Yahoo! for all my fantasy baseball needs. [Deadspin]
4. Elisabeth Shue is through with babysitting and now plans on playing tennis. [With Leather]
5. I already gave you the Bears schedule, but if you'd like to know the entire NFL schedule you can find it here. [ESPN]