To Be Honest, All We Noticed Were the Words "Miss USA" and "Stripped"

Donald Trump believes in second chances. He's going to allow Miss USA Tara Conner to keep her crown after all.

There had been rumors of Conner's frequent bar hopping, despite being underage, that led to the possibility she would be stripped of her crown.

"I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said with Conner at his side.

Trump said he and Conner had met earlier Tuesday morning.

"She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York," Trump said at a news conference. "It's a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn't so easy."

What a forgiving guy. I'm sure that's the only reason Trump kept her around.

As for what exactly Conner was doing at the bars, there's all kinds of speculation. Sure we can't prove it, but this is the internet. We don't have to prove anything before we tell you it's all 100% true.

From one of our favorite non-sports site, What Would Tyler Durden Do?, we get this,

Tara Conner is on the verge of losing her crown after testing positive for cocaine, lustily kissing Miss Teen USA in public and sneaking men into their Trump Place apartment … "Tara was a party animal," said a source who knows Conner, 20, and Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, 18, from some of the city's top nightspots. "I've seen them kiss before. They always dance all sexy on the tables. ... They definitely get close" … One clubgoer described seeing Conner snort cocaine in one of the nightclubs where she drank regularly despite being underage, and she recently failed a drug test.

Wait a second. When did Lindsay Lohan become Miss USA?

So why the hell are we posting this? It's not a sport you say?

No, it's not, but it's a competition, and that's good enough for us. There are a couple of other reasons too, and they are...

This is for the Dante Wesley post.