Derek Jeter Strikes Again
Derek Jeter has a lot in life. Besides the millions of dollars, the four World Series rings and his very own cologne. He's also had a lot of women. Not just any women either but a Hall of Fame worthy roster.
- Mariah Carey
- Jordana Brewster
- Jessica Alba
- Vanessa Minillo
- Scarlett Johansson
- Miss Universe
Well, Jeter can add another name to the list of women he's stolen from us. Apparently he's dating Jessica Biel now.
"Derek Jeter has a new babe. The Yankee shortstop went out in L.A. Tuesday night with his new squeeze, Jessica Biel . According to our spy, the couple were huddled in a corner of hot club Hyde, "laughing and giggling together." At one point, Jessica, voted Esquire's "sexiest woman alive" in 2005, went to the restroom and three girls quickly scurried over to chat with Jeter. But as soon as Biel returned, he put all his attention on her. The two left together. A Biel rep didn't return calls."
You know, cuz we at Foul Balls don't already hate Jeter and the Yankees enough as it is, he's gotta go and steal our women from us. As far as our relationship with Jessica, we're sure she'll realize the error of her ways before long and come running back to us.
When she does, we'll pretend we aren't sure we're willing to take her back, though we know that we'll have to. After all, we're no Derek Jeter.
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Jessica Biel loves sports bloggers, I'm sure. Just like Mike Cooper loves the Daily Show.
There was a rumor in Boston that when she was a student at Tufts she briefly dated Lonnie Paxton, the long snapper famous for making a snow angel after Vinatieri's kick in the "Snow Bowl". She likes the athletes, methinks.
I never said she had to love me.
u forgot bridget moynahan
He got to her before Tom Brady did?
To be honest though, there are probably about 15 other women who aren't listed on here.
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