Mike Tyson Could Be Beating Women in a Town Near You

Just when you thought Mike Tyson couldn't get any crazier or sadder he goes out and proves you wrong. On Friday night in Youngstown, Ohio (where else but the home of Bengals' Maurice Clarett, and Mike Cooper?), the "Mike Tyson's World Tour" will kick off.

The tour is just a series of exhibitions that Tyson will be fighting against other boxers. As he explained in the Italian restaurant where he held his press conference, none will last longer than four rounds. But it's what he said directly after that that's getting all the attention:

Future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe. “She’s such a prominent, dominant woman in the boxing field,” Tyson said. When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, “I’m very serious.”

Then after he's done beating women, he'll eat your children! Praise Allah!!!

What this shows is that the 40-year old Tyson is finally starting to grow up and mature. Remember, back in the day he used to beat Robin Givens, and rape women for free. Now if you want him to do that kinda stuff you gotta pay for it.

It's the American dream, baby!

I wouldn't get too excited about it though, as Ann Wolfe's promoter Russ Young said such a bout would never happen.

“That’s the first we’ve heard of it. No state would sanction that. She would be outweighed by 60 to 70 pounds. Ann would never entertain the idea.”

-Russ Young

Thanks for pissin' on our parade, Russ.